Read this:
Dear Loser,
I sent you this email last Friday but the mail servers has problems
and the f.ilters ripped it apart.
And since this is likely the most IMPORTANT email you'll receive from
me this year, you NEED to see it.
So here it is again:
I promised you an update on my upcoming LEGENDARY party
at the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills, CA in July.
And the deal is done. The date is set. And your broke a.ss
most likely ain't gonna be there.
Why did I say "most likely" instead of "NO FUKING WAY"?
Because you DO have a miniscule chance to attend. But I'm
talking almost zero percent.
Wanna find out how? Then take your thumb out of your a.ss and
pay attention.
This EXCLUSIVE event has been reserved strictly for the following:
- Loyal Customers Who Bought Stompernet through me last November
and stayed with the program until now. (by the way, how the Hell
did you manage to put up with those guys this long?)
- Top Level A.ffiliates who have made me m.illions
- Underground Multi-Millionaires from around the world
- High Visibility Internet Market.ers
- Celebrity Friends
- The Hottest Chicks on the Planet
- Whoever else I fuking felt like inviting
And that's it.
But guess what. Some of those Affilia.tes, Cele.brities,
and Internet Mark.eters have now been BLACKLISTED because they're
just too fu*king LAME.
Either they whined about not being able to get their friends
in, or they annoyed me with a barrage of phone calls & emails, or they
ASSUMED they were automatically in.
Or, they didn't live up to things promised in the past.
No matter what, those fu*kers are out. So now I'd like
to name names. Here is a partial list of lame a.sses that
have officially been UNINVITED. More names will be released
soon. So if you don't see your name here, you are NOT SAFE.
Originally slated to attend and NOW BLACKLISTED:
Rich Schefren
Brad Fallon
Andy Jenkins
Alex Mondossian
Buck Rizvi
Brock F.elt
Neil Strauss
Ryan Seacrest
Armand Morin
Kevin Wilke
Matt Gill
Jeremy Schoemaker
Mark Joyner
Joe Vitale
Hillary Duff
Ed Dale
Courtney L.ove
Derek Gehl
Michael Fortin
Robert Kiyosaki
Jake G.yllenhaal
Keith Baxter
There are still more to come. If you've ever even
remotely fuked with me, expect your name to show up soon.
Or if I just flat out don't like you for whatever reason,
the same thing goes for you.
So that's 22 slots opened. You want to claim one of them? Then show
me the fu*king money, cuz a spot on my guest list is GOLDEN.
In fact, I want to hear from you. What would you be willing to
pay for one of these recently opened slots to my LEGENDARY
Playboy Mansion party?
Click on the link below and you will be taken to a page where
you'll have ONE chance to convince me you should be invited.
And keep your sob stories to yourself. I don't care if your uncle
showed you a special surprise in his pants when you
were a kid. That's your problem.
I don't care if you're a cripple in a wheelchair. I don't wanna
be worrying all night that my feet are gonna get rolled over by
your cheap a.ss wheelchair. I don't have time for that sh*t.
I only want to know how much money you wanna give me for a spot.
And it better be A LOT or don't bother.
So that's it.
Put up, or shut up.
Later Losers,
RJ
P.S. No gays or midgets allowed.
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